Boring is being monotonous, at a constant. With that in mind, I declare myself officially as a boring person.
Some people think I am funny most of the time. Some people think I actually make sense most of the time. Some people also think that it doesn’t hurt their eyes to look at me more often than usual (blame it on poor taste).
I can’t be anything else but the stuff I said above. I’m boring.
I’m also very very hungry.