Up on the roof, the serenity of the night time draws one to pause at the beauty of some of the stars and imagine the outline of the mountains.
Under a clear evening sky, I see the blinking lights of buildings across the valley. From where I stand, they are faint lights across the distance covered by around two to three towns.
From where I stand, I see myself as a tall and imposing figure ready to take on the evening. I am sure that across the valley, someone else is thinking the same thing. Maybe from where that person stands, I am visible only as something that is big as an ant under the faint light of the moon.
via Daily Prompt: Ancient
…Ancient? Ancient Aliens!
Oh, oh, oh! Mr. Tsoukalos’ awesome hair!
According to ancient astronaut theorists, he always wakes up looking like this (image from Wikipedia)
Back to regular programming.
This is going to be a quickie.
I saw this one as I scrolled down my Facebook newsfeed:
Among guys, a strong gaseous fart solidifies bonds. However, I am not too sure about the proper timing of farts in new couples.
I woke up at 5 AM with a nasty rumbling in my tummy. I get up and follow what natural biological processes dictate. It looks like it is time for some drugs again. This is definitely not the way to start my day. I go back to bed only to get up more than twice because of the same thing.
Around 7:30 AM I start sending text messages to my team and colleagues,”I cannot make it today.” Honestly, that is something as rare as lightning hitting a human being more than twice (except for this sad chap). This is far from my usual morning.
The usual morning would be:
- Open eyes, shut off the alarm 6:30 AM
- Get up 6:45 AM
- Drink a glass of water. I read that it is supposed to be good for you.
- Do my morning exercises (yes, I do)
- Take a shower
- Get dressed for work
- Have a bite to eat and run out of the door to avoid coming in late for work.
- Repeat same process next day
That sounds like the life of a typical worker, no BS in the morning. Sometimes, I like to believe that I have matured this much.
At around 8:30 AM, I asked one of my teammates if she was already in the office. She said that she was already on her way. Knowing that she lives less than half a kilometer away from the office, I just thought: What a good little growing girl she truly is!
…and then she sent me this message:
“Ginising ako ni ______ ng 6am. Bangon ng 6:30, ligo. Luto. Hugas ng pinggan. Plantsa. Kilay. Hahaha”
Here’s the whole routine:
- 6 AM – boyfriend wake-up call
- 6:30 AM – actual wake up time
- Take a bath
- Cook (breakfast or lunch pack)
- Do dishes
- Iron office clothes
- Do eyebrows (magkilay)
- Repeat the same thing the next day (maybe except on Sundays)
Wow! I guess that’s the true power of a goal-oriented millennial. Do all of that under two hours, with ironing and “kilay” to boot.
If you are actively online (on social networking sites), then it is a resounding “Yes, your day job is stalking.”
Seriously, who does not sneak in a few views on Facebook and Twitter while they are in their offices or at home working? With the convenience of social media, and location tagging, everyone is an instant stalker. Compare that to the dedicated stalkers of an age when stalkers literally stalked their targets, today’s stalker could be at home, scratching his ass, or in the office, stealing a glance away from a spreadsheet.